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Someone at my work told me they knew Spring was here when my hat changed.

Someone at my work told me they knew Spring was here when my hat changed.

underagekatz:

wooooordsilike:

Kesha became an ordained minister and married her two friends.  I like Kesha.

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Anyone can become an ordained minister and marry their friends! You can do it online even and you don’t even have to be aligned with any religion!

I like my friends, but I don’t think we’re ready for that serious of a commitment.

zeramato:

Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away. 

I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.

I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.

And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.

#PrayForSouthKorea

(Source: cptgtt)

tiny-tiny-tiger:

cosmic-narwhaal:

In Michigan we don’t say, “I love you,” we say, “I would share my fudge with you,” which approximately translates into, “I am willing to let you have a piece of the thing that I wait all year to get from a very specific shop on a very small island in a very big lake which costs seven dollars a pound.” and I think that’s beautiful.

I live in Michigan and can assure everyone that this is 100% accurate.

I still remember staying up late with my sister on Saturday nights and watching Saturday Night Live with her, on a tiny little black and white TV in her room. This was back when Cleghorne,  Farley, Spade, Sandler, and Nealon were on it. I remember watching Nirvana and thinking:”These guys are crazy, but they look like people who I see everyday.” I also remember seeing the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and thinking:”Wow, these guys are out of it” (It was when John Frusciante was all drugged out and they were playing Under The Bridge). Hard to believe that was so long ago.

sexyontheside:

Thanks Wayne ~ I really needed that right now

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

I have this weird nightmare every now and then. I dream that I am signed up for a math class in college (sometimes it’s a random class too) and I miss so many days that I forget when the class is and eventually just stop going. Then, at the end of the year, I show up for the final and take it, even though I know I won’t pass. I get super panicked and that’s when I wake up. I had it a few nights ago and had to remind myself when I woke up that not only am I no longer in college, but I graduated 5 years ago.

41 Camping Hacks That Are Borderline Genius

gospelofthekingdom:

BRILLIANT

Wow, a lot of these are plain stupid and make me wonder if the person who put this together actually camps.

I’ll go through the list and tell you why.

1. Who gives a shit how comfortable the part of the tent you don’t sleep on feels. A tent is for sleeping, not spending the whole trip in. These tiles take up space when packing.

2. Or… just bring a lantern since you already brought a jug of water and will probably be using it often. Also, this stretches out your headlight band.

3. The Mountain Dew thing is a hoax.

4. Canned bread? Great idea on Spongebob, but stupid when camping since most every store sells bread and it last a long time without refrigeration.

5. One of the few stupid ones. You should know what poisonous plants look like.

6. Tick deterrent? Bug spray works just fine and keeps away more than ticks.

7. I believe they solved this problem when they came out with matchboxes.

8. If you’re camping where toilet paper is needed, you’re not going to need a special container for it. Again, more wasted space.

9. You can also make crescent roles over a fire on pan. Who the hell is that desperate for a crescent role when camping?

10. Spices come in plastic containers with nifty lids that sprinkle just fine.

11. Two person sleeping bag? A better solution is to bring blankets.

12. Again, space waster and for people who want to look like assholes.

13. Why not just bring the whole tube and not waste time making trash.

14. Not a bad idea, but you can brew coffee and then strain it. Instead of wasting coffee filters for one cup.

15. Seems like the whole article forgets this fact.

16. Great for when you trip over them or forget what a campfire is.

17. Why? Just buy a fucking bar of soap and use it.

18. I guess this one is for people who are camping in the desert.

19. Is this for people living in the woods? Put your pots and pans wherever you have space.

20. Not really a hack, but looks tasty.

21. Most first-aid kits are affordable and have more than band-aids and aspirin in them. Invest in one.

22. We have pancakes that you only need water to make. Again, another space waster.

23. Why would you have both of these and not an actual lantern with you?

24. Nothing says The Great Outdoors like washing your clothes with a bucket and a plunger.

25. If you can’t light a fire, you’re probably not made for camping.

26. If you can’t find kindling in the woods, but can find Doritos, you’re probably not made for camping.

27. Again, why make more trash when you can light a candle or just use a flashlight.

28. Not a bad tip, but not really a hack.

29. My first thought when I go camping is:”Where are my cheeses?!” Have a cooler? Have ice? They work great together to keep any cheese fresh.

30. Or… bring a citronella candle or just wear bug repellant.

31. Nobody roasts Starburst. Nobody.

32. What the fuck is Polenta?

33. So I brought some Cinabuns, but I forgot that we’re in the forest. Anyone have any orange peels?

34. If you need to mark where you’ve been with tape when you hike, you probably are a bad hiker.

35. “These kids will never find a rock, stick, or leaves out here in the woods!”

36. Emergency toilet? If it’s an emergency, anywhere in the woods is a toilet.

37. Just bring gasoline and save yourself the hassle.

38. As are… regular towels.

39. Hmmm, frozen water keeps things cold? Who would’ve thought.

40. You know what works great for an emergency light source? A flashlight, a candle, a lighter, car headlights…

41. These have been out for ages, a lot of campers use them and they are not a hack.

Go camping, it’s fun and easy and you don’t need any of this crap to have a good time or make it easier.

Apr 9
Got some new shades for Spring. Root beer brown frame and lens Frog skin Oakleys.

Got some new shades for Spring. Root beer brown frame and lens Frog skin Oakleys.

Apr 9
thefuzzydave:

GPOY

Eeeeeeeeradicator! I still say this and nobody has any idea what I’m talking about.

thefuzzydave:

GPOY

Eeeeeeeeradicator! I still say this and nobody has any idea what I’m talking about.

(Source: todf)

Apr 6

Ok, I like this. But, if you’re going to quote the movie, at least do it right. The scene with Jimmy Fallon says he hits a man in Dearborn, Michigan.

(Source: jessepnkman)

Apr 6
raven-waves:

euo:
“We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?”
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) dis. Wes Anderson

raven-waves:

euo:

We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?”

Moonrise Kingdom (2012) dis. Wes Anderson

Apr 5

payolablues:

this is the stuff of nightmares.

(Source: i--can--hear--music)

Apr 5